The funniest examples of Murphy’s laws

Murphy's laws of love -
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Murphy's technology laws -
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy's general laws -
Smile—it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Murphy's technology laws -
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it probably needed to be replaced anyway.

Murphy's technology laws -
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy's technology laws -
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book, or even what book.

Murphy's technology laws -
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy's laws of love -
All the good ones are taken.

Murphy's technology laws -
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy's general laws -
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's technology laws -
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Murphy's technology laws -
We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy's technology laws -
The light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.

Murphy's laws of love -
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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