The greatest dad jokes
When does a joke actually becomes a dad joke: The answer is very simple: when it becomes apparent.
Calendar: I used to work at a calendar factory, but then I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
Batteries: I'm so generous that I gave my dead batteries away, free of charge.
Peanuts: Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Kleenex: Do you know how to make a Kleenex dance? Just put a little boogie in it.
Chicken coop: Do you know why chicken coops only have two doors.
Cemetery: Have you ever wondered why there's a fence around the cemetery.
Sandwich: A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Digging: I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…" It might not be a very beautiful poem, but it certainly is very deep.
Atom: Do you know why you should never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.