The greatest dad jokes

When does a joke actually becomes a dad joke: The answer is very simple: when it becomes apparent.

Calendar: I used to work at a calendar factory, but then I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

Batteries: I'm so generous that I gave my dead batteries away, free of charge.

Peanuts: Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Kleenex: Do you know how to make a Kleenex dance? Just put a little boogie in it.

Chicken coop: Do you know why chicken coops only have two doors.

Cemetery: Have you ever wondered why there's a fence around the cemetery.

Sandwich: A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. 

Digging: I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…" It might not be a very beautiful poem, but it certainly is very deep.

Atom: Do you know why you should never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

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